Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Multicolored cartoon piñata in the

Multicolored cartoon piñata in the shape of a burro

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Distressed white Gothic blackletter text arching overhead reads "The Second

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

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