Don't Stop Believin' Santa Unicorn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and a flask

and a flask

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

rendered in a limited palette with distressed edges

Rounded lowercase white text below reads "let's get phoked up

A comic-style illustration of Packard Walsh depicts him in a grey jacket over a white tee

Don't Stop Believin' Santa Unicorn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and a flaskSanta riding a unicorn is what happens when two myths pool their resources and decide credibility was never the point. Combining maximum implausibility with maximum confidence is honestly an underrated life strategy. The Details: Golden yellow script text reads "Don't Stop" above larger golden yellow retro serif text reading "Believin'." Below, a detailed cartoon illustration depicts Santa Claus riding a galloping white unicorn with a golden horn,