So Pitted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Blue Lagoon Charles De Mar offering condolences

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

Thunderbird Lanes opened along Rand Road in Mt

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

rendered in high-contrast detail

More than just a bowling alley

So Pitted - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Blue Lagoon Charles De Mar offering condolencesDescribing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean. Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it. The Details: Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top. A hand drawn navy outline illustration of a barrel wave with curling lip and spray detail sits in the center, with "WAAPAH" in matching distressed navy