My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Arched white text reads "SANTA

Arched white text reads "SANTA ANA

Barrel-shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below

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" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

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My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Arched white text reads "SANTASaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and