Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Running a zero-traffic occult bookshop

Running a zero-traffic occult bookshop in Manhattan while legally barred from busting ghosts is the most aggressively on-brand career pivot imaginable

and zero questions about the specials

Beaches loving you back is the kind of confidence that only works if nobody asks follow-up questions

Charles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Running a zero-traffic occult bookshopBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif