Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL " A green serpent coiled

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

full-color print that holds up wash after wash

and green backpack standing among evergreens

every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL " A green serpent coiledLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered