Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs

Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs in Escondido was either brutally honest marketing or a liability waiver disguised as a brand

and Ned Nederlander riding three abreast on horseback in ornate charro suits and wide sombreros

but dime drafts and a rowdy crowd turned the game into a forfeit

Blue block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above script reading "Michigan State League" and "KALAMAZOO

Block text below reads "WESTERN TRI-STATE LEAGUE

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Naming a roller rink Ups-N-DownsSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"