President Abraham Drinkin' - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Enrolling in a program where

Enrolling in a program where the curriculum is lotioning

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Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

Some buildings just hold space

Distressed white retro block text reads "What's" above "Poppin'

President Abraham Drinkin' - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Enrolling in a program whereAbraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon. Campaign poster styling really sells getting hammered as a civic duty. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat, blue coat, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of beer. Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type, above large