Trick or Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maine Distressed royal blue block text

Distressed royal blue block text reads "SAN JOSE

and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT

Punctuation invented plausible deniability

A tribute to the restaurant

White laurel wreath crest encircles interlocking golden-tan serif monogram letters "HH" with "ESTD" and "1950" flanking the emblem

Trick or Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maine Distressed royal blue block textReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,