Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s WI" above a posterized portrait

WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses

(Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend)

Zero ambition

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Black pixel-art text in retro video game typography reads "Here it is Mikey

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s WI" above a posterized portraitReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop