Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal WI" above a posterized portrait

WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses

and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

a large auburn afro-style mass of hair on top

star and sparkle shapes

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal WI" above a posterized portraitEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads