Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Slightly arched white varsity-style block

Slightly arched white varsity-style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest

" Red text at the base reads "• MIAMI BEACH •" flanked by bullet accents

Cream text reads "BOOTLEGGING SERVICE" flanked by stars

with white curved uppercase text reading "SPECIALIZING IN EXTRA ANCHOVIES" along the lower arc

supported by a tapered tower with cross-beams and ground elements at its base

Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Slightly arched white varsity-style blockBear hugging a Christmas tree with that much intensity suggests the tree owes him money or he's auditioning for a Hallmark movie where the love interest is lumber. That tree is load bearing in every sense of the word. The Details: Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree. Red ornaments, candy canes, white garland, and a golden