Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal directly across from Madison Square

directly across from Madison Square Garden

A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn-like ring roller skates in a dynamic pose between "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS

framed by gray rectangular border segments

reading "MESS WITH THE BULL" across the top and "YOU'LL GET THE HORNS" across the bottom

White block text below reads "AIR FREIGHT

Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal directly across from Madison SquareHighlighting "USA" inside "sausage" is the most honest thing patriotism has produced in decades. Every other national symbol requires mythology, but this one just requires a grill and the ability to read. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN'T SPELL" above a white sausage shaped banner containing "SAUSAGE," with the letters "USA" highlighted in bright blue. Below, distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of