Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Red serif text in a

Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

a citrus peel garnish

Arched white block text reads "BEER PONG" above a red Solo cup with a white ping pong ball landing in a yellow liquid splash

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of approval

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Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Red serif text in aDrinking mystery chemicals from an Erlenmeyer flask is just OSHA noncompliance with a dream. Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY." A retro style illustration depicts a scientist in goggles and a white lab coat tipping a green Erlenmeyer flask to his lips. White text below reads