I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt circleville Bold golden-yellow block text below

Bold golden-yellow block text below reads "SOCIAL DISTANCING WORLD CHAMP

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I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt circleville Bold golden-yellow block text belowDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.