We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text reads "I FOUND THIS HUMERUS

featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

a green werewolf head with red eyes

Distressed golden-cream text reads "CALUMET

We Ain't Found Shit - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White Bold white uppercase sans-serif textCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,