WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Roadside fireworks tent operators naming

Roadside fireworks tent operators naming products like "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" have more creative range than most advertising agencies

smaller text reads "MOBILE

Nerds now wear his face like a trophy pelt

" in a retro typeface

representing a small town's hunger for professional baseball in the postwar years

WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Roadside fireworks tent operators namingMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"