I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S followed by italic script reading

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Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

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I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S followed by italic script readingBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked