American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy which is exactly the level

which is exactly the level of dignity it deserves

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but the Barbaraeans burned bright and brief

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American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy which is exactly the levelApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple