Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "CARSON CITY" above a gray halftone illustration of a baseball batter mid-swing

No funny business

Two crossed baseball bats sit centered beneath the border

Red outlined diamond shapes frame golden-yellow text reading "COFFEE SHOP" and "36 LANES

Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage

Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Arched white serif text readsCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.