President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt fall river Ordering the Old 96er is

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Somewhere a Members Only jacket just unzipped itself out of respect

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

Minor league clubs like these were the soul of postwar American baseball

That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt fall river Ordering the Old 96er isTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text