If You Ain't First You're Last - Women's T-Shirt os Lanes like this one anchored

Lanes like this one anchored Black communities in South LA for decades

holding a bat over his shoulder

Punctuation invented plausible deniability

Large golden-yellow brushstroke kanji spans the center behind distressed white serif text reading "HATTORI HANZO" above "SAMURAI SWORDSMITH

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

If You Ain't First You're Last - Women's T-Shirt os Lanes like this one anchoredGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.