Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M partially overlapped by a golden-yellow

partially overlapped by a golden-yellow cartoon duke character wearing a crown in a pitching wind-up pose

A vintage hand-drawn portrait of Doc Holliday with a mustache sits between "SINCE" and "1881" above large script text reading "WHISKEY

rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen-print wear

flanked by two small stars

wearing a polo and slacks

Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M partially overlapped by a golden-yellowReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"