Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Size:2XL If I had a dollar

If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government I'd be a fat filmmaker in a baseball cap

even though his thigh bore the scars of German machine gun fire in the Meuse-Argonne

Vlad's bullshit air of intellectual sophistication collapsed into a whirling miasma of twisted dick jokes that would make Lenny Bruce's head spin

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Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Size:2XL If I had a dollarThere are two types of people during the holidays: those who cherish the spirit of the seasonand those who crank up the amp, shotgun a peppermint mocha, and summon the Dark Lord of Discount Cheer himself. This sweatshirt is for the second group. Hail Santa is everything Christmas should be: a jolly old man with unlimited surveillance capabilities, supernatural breaking and entering powers, and a list so judgmental it'd make the NSA blush. He sees you