The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white brush-stroke text reads

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

Booger eating half the inventory while Poindexter calculates optimal crust crimping angles to six decimal places is exactly the small business energy Tri-Lambda was destined for

Grayskull's power belongs to whoever earned the title

Gray and white block text below reads "GREYHOUNDS

shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose

The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white brush-stroke text readsSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.