Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt new haven Smaller white sans-serif text below

Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

Memphis Turtles joined the Southern Association in 1909

Alton Blues baseball club gave this Mississippi River town in Illinois its own squad

and not once has anyone laughed without also wanting to leave

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt new haven Smaller white sans-serif text belowFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"