Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS YOU LOSE YOUR CAR

YOU LOSE YOUR CAR

A white atomic starburst and italic white serif text reading "1435 FLOWER STREET" sit left of a teal bowling ball at center

Putting a famous face on a curvaceous body next to a stripper pole is the kind of artistic vision that belongs in a museum nobody wants to admit they visited

Dark navy script lettering reads "Autos" above bold red block numerals "1940

" with crossed bats and a sledgehammer behind the central composition

Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS YOU LOSE YOUR CARSlapping a refractory period disclaimer on a tourism ad is the most honest advertising in maritime history. Every other cruise line buries the biological fine print, but this captain leads with it. The Details: Distressed white vintage illustration of a grinning sailor gripping a ship's helm, flanked by two seagulls, beside bold text reading "TAKE THE WORLD FAMOUS." Large flowing script reads "Skinboat" above serif text reading "To Tunatown!" with