The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt memphis Large gold-yellow kanji characters appear

Large gold-yellow kanji characters appear behind a red duotone posterized image of Billy Ray Valentine making a martial arts hand gesture with mouth open

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" A vintage cartoon mascot in a suit points upward while holding a flaming bag

Green script below reads "How Do You Like Them Apples

and a swirl-design hub

The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt memphis Large gold-yellow kanji characters appearBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text