If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix partially overlapped by a golden-yellow

partially overlapped by a golden-yellow cartoon duke character wearing a crown in a pitching wind-up pose

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Nevada's Lunatics played Class D ball in the Missouri Valley League starting in 1901

Santa openly admitting he does it for the ho's is the most honest thing a man in a red suit has ever said

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt phoenix partially overlapped by a golden-yellowRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered