David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A tennis infused design spoof

A tennis infused design spoof parody inspired by Seinfield

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Lavender jagged lettering arches across the top reading "NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD

flanked by "19" and "01

and somehow that makes them more legitimate

David's Noodles - Takeout & Delivery - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL A tennis infused design spoofOrdering from David's means your noodles arrive cold, slightly wrong, and delivered by a guy who dares you to complain. Every meal comes with chopsticks and an eleven second stare that makes you question reality. Inspired by The Lost Boys. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden yellow hair, holding chopsticks, rendered in gray tones. Vertical white