Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt montpelier Arched light green block text

Arched light green block text reads "VICTORIA" above muted green text reading "ESTD" and "1958" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic rosebud mascot in pink and green

Large distressed light blue block text below reads "PIRATES

rows of small stars frame "Estd 1887" and "Kalamazoo

and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture

golden-yellow wings

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt montpelier Arched light green block textMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork