Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Billy Ray Valentine earning a

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Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Billy Ray Valentine earning aClosing for Team Heaven with a 2,000 year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability. Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a vintage hand drawn white illustration depicts Jesus in a pitching stance, wearing a baseball uniform with cursive "Heaven" and "01" on the chest, a crown