I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " above a cartoon baseball

" above a cartoon baseball player in a cap marked "R

Two white stars flank the portrait

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

Pink script below reads "This Sh*t's Got Some Kick" above a lavender muscle car and "1 U

Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone

I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " above a cartoon baseballBMX riders describe their childhood like they're in witness protection explaining a prior identity. Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot. The Details: Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike, rendered in cream ink with weathered texture. Bold distressed cream serif text below