Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Light blue snow and ice

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

Bold distressed vintage-style text in dark brown reads "Bumpuses

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

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Hand's history question like a travel brochure is the most honest answer ever given in an American classroom

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Light blue snow and iceJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading