Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " "LOS ANGELES

" "LOS ANGELES

and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT

Chasing Bodhi can wait when lunch is on the line

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger " "LOS ANGELESSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"