Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Settling this argument every December

Settling this argument every December is basically a full-time job for people who actually pay attention

Distressed white text reads "HECHO EN" and "SANTO POCO" on either side of the illustration

Bold green and golden-yellow block text reads "FORD" above "FIESTA" with dotted accent borders

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

and families made it a weeknight ritual

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Settling this argument every DecemberMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow