You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt space Baseball in small-town Illinois back

Baseball in small-town Illinois back then wasn't entertainment

Nothing says all natural like a guy who'd drown you in the harvest

holding an orange rotary telephone handset with a curling orange cord extending from the receiver

Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight

rendered in muted gray and tan

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt space Baseball in small-town Illinois backChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"