Rushmore Varsity Wrestling - Unisex T-Shirt jesus a hundred and nothin'

a hundred and nothin'

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

Golden-tan script reads "Wausau

but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin

flanked by palm trees and tropical landscaping

Rushmore Varsity Wrestling - Unisex T-Shirt jesus a hundred and nothin'Wrestling is just another line on Max Fischer's extracurricular resume, wedged between beekeeping and a language society for a language he doesn't speak. Three team members, zero attended practices, one varsity letter he absolutely awarded himself. Inspired by Rushmore. The Details: Arched distressed red serif text reads "RUSHMORE" above a vintage red illustration of two wrestlers grappling in a classic stance, flanked by two five pointed stars.