Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank bakersfield Inspired by The Fifth Element

Inspired by The Fifth Element

Deer standing there looking noble as hell while the word underneath promises you're about to get thrown out of a Waffle House

Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are

Baking shows wish they had this energy

Blue text reads "NEW YORK

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank bakersfield Inspired by The Fifth Element"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text