American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Los Angeles Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames

Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames distressed text reading "UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT" above large lettering "HAT CREEK" and "CATTLE COMPANY AND LIVERY EMPORIUM" with "LONESOME DOVE

surrounded by scattered white snow dots

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

The dinosaur doesn't even need to throw a punch

mid-stride with glove and ball

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Los Angeles Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork framesPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."