Safety Third v3 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Carving a bat from a

Carving a bat from a lightning-struck tree is either divine craftsmanship or the world's most ambitious woodshop project

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Bobby McGee's Conglomeration on Coast Highway in Newport Beach was a place where the waitstaff performed in costume and every dinner felt like theater

Spicoli's list of life requirements fits on one hand

hand-drawn style with worn grungy edges

Safety Third v3 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Carving a bat from aDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head