Merry New Year - Unisex Sweatshirt tiki bar Rigging a pickup line to

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Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

A vintage-style white illustration of a semi-truck cab shown from a front three-quarter angle sits below

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "MEDFORD NUGGETS" above a vintage cartoon baseball player in a white uniform and red cap lunging with an oversized glove

Merry New Year - Unisex Sweatshirt tiki bar Rigging a pickup line toBilly Ray Valentine got a townhouse, a butler, and zero social calibration. Screaming "Merry New Year" at strangers is just what happens when a hustler hits the gas with no brakes. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top. A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket, arms raised overhead, mouth open mid shout, rendered in blues, browns, and gold tones.