Um - The Element of Confusion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S wearing an olive-brown campaign cover

wearing an olive-brown campaign cover with a small badge

Golden-yellow geometric crest sits above large white uppercase text reading "NAKATOMI

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A navy blue circle with three small dots resembling a bowling ball contains hand-lettered white text reading "BOWL

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Um - The Element of Confusion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S wearing an olive-brown campaign coverElement 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table, meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science. Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting. The Details: White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left. Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle, with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans