Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt orange county bold cream text reads "WILLIE'S

bold cream text reads "WILLIE'S BOAT RENTALS

Gravy boats do more peacekeeping at Thanksgiving than the entire United Nations

Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top

Curved golden-yellow retro script reads "San Francisco" above smaller white italic text reading "California" and "League

with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending from the lettering

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt orange county bold cream text reads "WILLIE'SPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan