Didn't Ask For a Dime - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Distressed

Distressed

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

Large distressed red text reads "BOMBERS" with a swooping underline

Nothing says holiday spirit like dripping letters and a borrowed weapon

Curved dark text along the bottom reads "ESTABLISHED 1939

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Women's T-Shirt Size:M DistressedPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits