Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L CA • Estd 1996

CA • Estd 1996

Chrome-gradient lettering on a triangle backdrop peaked harder than every kid who learned to breakdance to save a rec center

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

Art Weingartner

Wavy white text below reads "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" in a retro groovy typeface

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L CA • Estd 1996Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.