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Calabash bars like this one weren't just drinking holes

it became a beloved landmark where everyday gamblers felt welcome amid the glitz

Red block text below reads "NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO

whether you're sipping cocoa by the fire or making awkward small talk at family gatherings

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