Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt oh brother A grayscale 1950s vintage clip

A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk

White blackletter text reads "Scandia" beneath the crest

Newton's Railroaders took the field in 1909

After 50 years of operation

Housed inside the Metropolitan Bank Building

Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt oh brother A grayscale 1950s vintage clip"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text