Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex Tank Top columbus centered within a circular red-orange

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but the locals had their own kind of magic

Arched golden-cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities

Blue text at the bottom reads "SALT LAKE

just stubbornness with an eyepatch

Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex Tank Top columbus centered within a circular red-orangeSaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp