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chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield-shaped emblem

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Porcupines walk around covered in thousands of sharp quills and somehow still get more dinner party invitations than half your office

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